Dj Ties the Knot in Vegas (but Don't Worry, It's Not That Exciting)

Well, it seems that this one has officially joined the ranks of married people, but let’s be real — we’ve all been blissfully unaware for a hot minute. Our beloved chaos agent reportedly tied the knot with a certain someone in Las Vegas on June 20, and honestly, it feels like a classic move to keep the whole thing on the down-low. If that marriage license hadn’t decided to make a cameo, we might still be in the dark about this monumental event.

But wait, there’s more: sources are whispering about a little ceremony that might’ve happened in Italy just this past weekend — because, you know, who wants to settle for Vegas? Apparently, fellow DJ buddies like Martin Garrix and Marshmello were there to raise a glass. Because what’s a wedding without an entourage of platonic DJ friends, right?

Oh, and have you peeped her Instagram? There she was, commandeering a boat on Lake Como, serving up all the feels — as if we needed reminding that this is where he popped the question back in 2024. Talk about a full circle moment (whatever that means).

Just last week, the bride was busy at her bridal shower at Nobu Malibu, posting pics alongside captions like “The most beautiful bridal shower, surrounded by so much love” (yawn, as if we’re not all tired of the same old clichés). They’ve reportedly been dating for a few years, which is apparently a big deal now, and sure, they make one kind of hot married couple. I mean, good for them, I guess.

—Kit