Phil Collins' Son Gets Engaged After a Decade (and the Internet is Not Ready)

Well, darlings, grab your pearls because the son of a certain rock legend has finally declared his undying love! Yes, Phil Collins’ son, the self-proclaimed doomed romantic Nic, has taken the plunge into permanent bliss with his longtime girlfriend, Isabella Cristina Serralles, after a staggering TEN YEARS of dating. Ten years? Someone should’ve handed him a brochure on commitment, but I digress.

In a love announcement that screams reality TV drama, our Swiss drummer boy posted a heartfelt message declaring, ‘Here’s to forever, my love.’ Because nothing says romance like a two-decade-long relationship condensed into a hashtag.

And the plot thickens, darling! His half-sister, the glamorous star of Netflix's Emily in Paris, Lily Collins, was apparently so overcome with emotion that she took to social media to gush about her new sister-in-law. She posted the classic line, ’I couldn’t love you guys more.’ As if we needed another reminder of her perfectly curated life.

Meanwhile, Isabella chimed in with a post that screams teen movie script, declaring, ‘I’ve loved you ever since I was 16 years old...let’s do this forever!!’ Sweetheart, we get it; your high school romance is now a Hallmark film. And Nic, bless his heart, responded with a cringey heartfelt message, proclaiming, ‘Thank you for making me the happiest man in the world.’ Dramatic sigh indeed.

While we celebrate this decade-long rollercoaster of a love story (cue the band playing Another Day in Paradise), let’s not forget Nic’s mother, Orianne, who, in a shocking twist, has been showing off her Instagram glow-up. Remember her scandalous history with Phil? A mere $47 million from a nine-year marriage? Talk about a cash out! Let’s just hope this engagement isn’t merely a PR stunt for their family brand. The world will be watching, darling.

—Dahlia