Olivia Attwood Launches Cocktail Brand While Flaunting Minimal Bikini (Because Why Not?)

Ah, here we go again. Olivia Attwood is at it, showing off her alleged stunning physique in a bikini that’s practically non-existent. This time, it’s all happening on a luxury boat in Formentera—because obviously that’s where you work on launching a new cocktail brand.

The reality star turned cocktail mogul has been busy schmoozing around Ibiza with a rumored love interest and a flock of friends for weeks now. In her latest social media post, she flaunted her I-can’t-believe-it’s-so-tiny bikini while making sure to plug her new drink venture. Apparently, she’s raking in a seven-figure payday with this latest business escapade. Yuck, where’s my drink?

She’s lounging on a boat, casually holding up cans of ready-to-drink cocktails that are supposed to contain everything from tequila to vodka—because, you know, why not? One snapshot shows her sprawled out in a dark green bikini with cut-outs that scream “let’s get sunburned.” Another pic has her looking way too cheerful in a beige cover-up while stepping onto the boat as if she’s the only one invited.

Our fave chaos agent shot to fame on a certain dating show and now boasts a reported net worth of £6 million (not a typo, I guess). Now she’s beefing up that bank account thanks to Savano, her new drink brand, which, rumor has it, has secured a deal with Sainsbury’s. Here’s hoping those cocktails are as strong as her insatiable thirst for attention.

—Kit