Anne Hathaway's Surprise Pregnancy Announcement is a *Buzzer Beater* (Because of Course It Is)
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Darling, brace yourselves because our favorite Oscar winner just pulled a rabbit out of her hat — or should I say, a baby out of her belly? Yes, the incomparable Anne Hathaway has confirmed she and her husband are indeed preparing for baby number three at the ripe age of 43. She’s calling it a 'buzzer beater,' which is rich coming from someone who makes motherhood look like a competitive sport. How clever.
As she struts her burgeoning baby bump promoting the latest Christopher Nolan thriller, the gossip is thick enough to cut with a diamond. Anne and her long-suffering husband, Adam Shulman, have already graced the world with two adorable boys — Jonathan, 10, and Jack, 6. Apparently, the news of a third child managed to astonish even her. In a recent interview on Late Night with Seth Meyers, she admitted, 'We knew what we were doing, but we were so shocked it worked!' Honey, who isn't shocked by something in this world?
And, in classic Anne fashion, she spilled the news via a meticulously staged Instagram video cradling her growing belly, set to the overly sweet Baby, I’m Yours. Isn’t that just so precious? Remember when she was dubbed Most Beautiful Woman by some publication? Classic humblebrag — the audacity!
Fans are, of course, living for this drama and can’t help but bask in the glow of her latest life chapter. Because let’s be honest: who doesn’t love a good plot twist, especially when it involves an icon like Anne? Let’s just hope she’s ready for the challenge of juggling three little ones, as if she hasn’t already mastered the art of the juggle.
—Dahlia