Myleene Klass Shows How to Slay in a Bikini While Managing Menopause (and We’re Not Mad)
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Myleene Klass is back, and this time she's not just serving swimwear; she's multitasking like a pro. The 48-year-old presenter was caught on Instagram applying an HRT patch while flaunting a bikini during a boat trip. I mean, who knew hormone management could be so chic? Just when you thought you’d seen everything, she casually slaps a hormone patch under her purple bikini bottoms like it’s the latest summer trend. Because obviously it’s not a big deal, right?
With a nod to retro glam, she rocked a polka dot bikini paired with bright red lips and chunky gold jewelry. How very original (not). Her caption, “all aboard,” sounds more like a call to a very niche boat party than a fashion statement.
Fans chimed in with the usual flattery, praising her resemblance to a 50s film star and chiming ridiculous suggestions like, “You should wear bikinis all winter, just add furry ones!” Honestly, if only we could all look this good while discussing hormone patches. Myleene has been serving bikini moments since that iconic jungle shower in 2006, which she claims has been funding her children’s education. Good for her for keeping the brand alive all these years. Here’s to more bikini moments and patch applications.
—Kit