Elliot Page’s New Muscles: Hollywood Fame or Just a Midlife Crisis? (You Decide)

Elliot Page has apparently transformed into some gym-chiseled Greek god. Seriously, if you saw him in a boxing gym, you'd think he was auditioning for Hercules 2: The Return of the Beefcake. We're talking abs that could literally double as a cheese grater. Insiders claim that he's gearing up to play Sinon in a film directed by a big name—probably trying to catch someone’s eye. Rumour has it he even took up boxing to prep for a role where he plays a journalist moonlighting as a fighter. Smart move to stay busy, especially with all those interesting projects on his plate. Let’s just hope he doesn’t pull a muscle with all this gym enthusiasm. Remember when we all thought we could be fitness influencers? Anyway, here’s to Elliot getting ripped and somehow managing to not skip leg day. At this rate, he might just outshine the actual A-listers. Cheers, I guess.

—Kit