Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo Wrap Up Their *Insane* Divorce Drama (but Wait, There's More!)

Well, folks, the chaotic saga of Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO has reached an end—or has it? The exes have apparently finalized their divorce, and the details are richer than a triple chocolate cake. Reports indicate they struck a deal earlier this month that covers everything from an aircraft (yes, a literal flying machine) to multiple homes, cars, and even their intellectual properties—whatever those entail (maybe they're patented chaos?).

Now, here's where it gets even juicier: Jelly is allegedly handing Bunnie a mysterious lump sum that’s more secretive than a government conspiracy. And for anyone wondering about alimony battles? They’re claiming it’s all peaceful and harmonious—because, of course, neither of them cheated (how convenient!). They even agreed to keep their drama off the public stage (but let's be real, we’re all waiting for that inevitable slip-up!).

Jelly rolled out the divorce paperwork back in May, and soon after, movers were seen whisking their belongings out of the shared love nest. In a twist that has me raising an eyebrow, Bunnie recently dropped a bomb on her Dumb Blonde podcast about wanting another baby with Jelly through surrogate—because nothing screams ‘we’re done’ like planning for a new addition, right?

But hold onto your hats! Bunnie was spotted sharing a kiss with reality star Dylan Wolf at Jelly’s own bar (can you say awkward?), while Jelly has been rumored to be cozying up with others. And if that drama wasn’t enough, Bunnie's not just diving into a new relationship but also revamping her appearance with a fresh boob job and hitting the books at Arizona State University.

This divorce may be signed, sealed, and delivered, but it’s clear this is just the beginning of a much larger story. Buckle up, darlings, because the real fun is only just getting started!

—Rex