Orlando Bloom's Malibu Beach House Hits the Market for $10 Million (is He Over Katy?)

Hold onto your beach towels, because Orlando Bloom just tossed his jaw-dropping Malibu escape onto the market for a staggering $10 million! Seriously, can you even with this real estate madness? This listing is hotter than a July day at the beach and everyone's buzzing about it like it’s the latest TikTok trend.

Let’s break it down because, honey, this place is everything. We’re talking about a gated beauty featuring 4 bedrooms, 5 luxurious bathrooms, and an epic 4,181 square feet of pure coastal bliss. With DIRECT BEACH ACCESS and ocean views that’ll have you swooning, it’s practically a slice of paradise. Is this even real life?!

Bloom scooped up this gem back in 2011 for a mere $2.5 million with his then-wife (you know who), and it’s been a mid-century masterpiece ever since. The property was transformed by a renowned artist and furniture designer, keeping the original post-and-beam architecture while adding those wow factors like custom cabinetry that’ll make your heart skip a beat. I mean, calling it a fixer-upper is a crime; it’s already perfection!

Step inside, and you’ll find dual primary suites, a spacious kitchen, a cozy family room, a media room, a library, and wait for it... a motorcycle gallery! Who even has one of those? Outside, this luxurious retreat offers a glass-and-timber gym, a barrel sauna for those self-care moments, an outdoor soaking tub, a pristine pool, and patios galore for entertaining while overlooking the stunning Pacific. But wait, there’s more! A five-car garage with room for four more rides? Yes, please! The privacy hedges and advanced security are just the cherry on top.

Now, here’s the juicy bit: this listing pops up just as Bloom’s personal life is making waves too. Rumour has it he recently parted ways with Katy Perry after nearly a decade, but don’t fret—they're keeping it friendly for their adorable daughter, Daisy. If you're in the market for a beach getaway, you better act fast because this slice of paradise won’t last long!

—Scout