Fboy Island's Casey Johnson Stages the Most Extra Wedding in Italy (as If We Expected Anything Less)
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Well, well, well, look who decided to swap Fboy Island for fairy tale romance! That’s right, our favorite chaos agent, Casey Johnson, just tied the knot with influencer Shay Sullivan at a literal castle in Italy. Because who doesn’t dream of a wedding at Castello di Celsa in Tuscany, flanked by 40+ friends and family? Casual.
Shay didn’t come to play, darling. She kicked things off in a white halter gown that had more sculpted pleats than I have designer bags. To complete the look, she accessorized with a headscarf, oversized shades, and a white handbag that, let’s be honest, probably costs more than my rent. Then, for the ceremony, she made a dramatic entrance in a strapless ball gown that screamed “look at me!”—we're talking an embellished corset bodice and a sweeping skirt that would make even Cinderella jealous.
And Casey? He looked all debonair in his all-white linen ensemble, as if he just sauntered off a yacht somewhere. Is it a wedding or a fashion show? You tell me. The venue was stunning, but with these two, it’s hard to discern whether we’re here for the love story or just the Instagram clout.
Oh, the irony of a former reality star known for scheming and backstabbing now diving headfirst into married life—can you even believe it? I can’t either. But don’t worry, we’ll be watching with bated breath, as always, from the sidelines.
Stay tuned, because if there’s one thing they know how to do, it’s serving us drama worth every click.
—Dahlia