Matty Healy Just Got Hitched (and It's a Major Mood After His Ex's Wedding)
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t our favorite rock star, Matty Healy, pulling a fast one on us all with a surprise wedding to Gabbriette—just a fortnight after his ex, the pop princess, sashayed down the aisle. They exchanged vows at the stunning Castillo del Lago mansion, formerly owned by none other than Madonna. Yes, darling, this venue is basically a shrine to celebrity excess. Matty looked positively dapper in a classic black tux, while Gabbriette wowed in a white gown that could upstage the entire guest list (sorry, not sorry).
But wait, the drama doesn’t end there! This celebrity-packed bash boasted appearances from the likes of Charli XCX and her husband, plus a veritable army of influencers—who knew weddings were the new hot spot for crossover events?
Let’s take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? Remember Matty's brief dalliance with Taylor Swift in 2023? That fizzled out faster than my patience for dull wedding speeches. Fans are still convinced that the breakup inspired some epic tracks on her latest album. Meanwhile, Taylor has moved on quicker than you can say “Love Story,” tying the knot with her own future husband—who, let’s be real, we’re still gushing about. This summer is practically a soap opera!
So here’s to Matty and Gabbriette! We’re sure their wedding photos are going to break the internet, so keep your shades on and your scrolling finger ready—it’s shaping up to be a sizzling summer.
—Dahlia