Stormy Daniels Calls Donald Trump 'Tiny' and His Reflecting Pool 'Yucky' (Well, That’s Rich!)

Well, here we go again! Stormy Daniels is back in the spotlight, and she’s serving up shade that could power a solar panel. This time, the former adult film star turned stand-up sensation took a casual stroll around D.C. with her husband, snapping a pic at the Reflecting Pool and throwing it down like the queen of the takedown that she is. She referred to the pool as 'almost as yucky as tiny's gene pool.' (Subtlety is clearly not her strong suit.)

This little quip isn't just an idle insult; it's a cheeky nod to her infamous nickname for him—'Tiny'—which, let's be real, allegedly references his physical attributes. The water in that pool looked marginally more inviting than last month, though those floating bits might suggest otherwise. Stormy, ever the multi-tasker, is proving that while she’s soaking up the sights in our nation's capital, her mind is firmly fixed on the past.

But wait, this is not just a sightseeing tour! No, darling, she’s gearing up for a comedy show tonight where we can only assume she’ll be workshopping her latest material about her infamous romp with the former president. Honestly, that’s some trophy husband goals right there. Can you imagine the audience? If only we could’ve snagged tickets!

So here’s to Stormy, once again reminding us that she’s always ready to serve looks and sick burns! Keep those jokes coming, darling; we’re absolutely here for it!

—Dahlia