Bunnie Xo's Luxe New Home Tour After Divorce (is There a Hidden Agenda?)

Well, what do we have here? A certain podcast queen is strutting into her next chapter with all the flair of a reality star. Who needs drama when you can roll straight into a new palace? Just hours after sealing the deal on her split from a certain messy musician (yes, you guessed it—Jelly Roll), Bunnie XO decided to treat us to a peek of her lavish new digs. And let’s be real, it’s giving Cinderella meets Real Housewives vibes.

In her latest Instagram escapade, she gave comedian Matt Matthews a grand tour, and the look on his face when he spotted her colossal bed was priceless. I mean, he practically gasped, “Girl! This is nice!”—and honestly, who could blame him? Before you know it, he’s flopped down, declaring the place “f***ing stupid!” (which, in his world, is basically five stars).

But wait, it gets even wilder. They stumbled upon an OUTDOOR SHOWER—because clearly, who needs walls when you can bathe under the stars? Meanwhile, with a tinge of jealousy, Matt lamented his own financial life choices, exclaiming, “I am so poor!” as he eyed Bunnie's shoe room, a veritable temple of dreams. He even cracked, “I’m not even happy for you!”—but let’s pause for a moment. What’s really going on here?

Bunnie’s flashy reveal came just days after the divorce was confirmed, almost like a sneaky signal to everyone to watch this space. The settlement, according to insiders, includes a hefty payout (cue dollar signs and drama), with homes, vehicles, and—hold onto your hats—an aircraft being divvied up. Can you say next level? And let’s not forget about that non-disparagement clause keeping both parties from spilling any juicy secrets. It’s clear things are about to get interesting.

So, is this a fresh start, or are we witnessing one glamorously calculated distraction? Only time will tell, but count on us to catch every fabulously messy detail as it unfolds.

—Rex