Did Molly-Mae Hague Really Take Her Newborn on a Private Jet to Greece? (Because Naturally)

I don't even know where to start with this one. Molly-Mae Hague, that influencer who's known for her extravagant tastes, just took her precious newborn, Midas, on a private jet to Greece like it’s just another Tuesday. Yep, you heard that right. Who needs commercial airlines when you can drop a small fortune on a jet? It’s giving ‘luxury vacation’ vibes, but can we talk about the fact that the baby is seven weeks old? Maybe Midas should already be considering therapy, bless his heart.

This 27-year-old superstar shared some snaps of her family trip that scream, 'Look at us, we’re making memories!' One pic features her cozying up in a Maebe tracksuit, holding Midas with the caption we’ve all come to expect: 'Time to make some memories with our boy.' Cute, right? But let’s roll our eyes at the idea of spending £15,000 a day on jet fuel. Is it just me, or does this feel a bit excessive?

And, of course, there’s the alleged chaos agent of a husband—a certain Tommy—who was caught looking all deep in thought while gazing out the plane window with their three-year-old, Bambi. The sheer extravagance is dizzying! But let’s not kid ourselves; Molly-Mae is no stranger to these lavish getaways. She’s been jet-setting for family trips and even her wedding. Does she think she’s living in a rom-com?

In her latest vlog (naturally), our fav mess revealed that she stopped breastfeeding after just three weeks. I mean, who can blame her? It’s not exactly easy, and she wanted to end on a high note. Deep sigh. I really hope she’s looking after herself amid all this glamor. Self-care is important, darling! It’s complicated, but glamorous definitely comes with its own set of pressures. Sending all my love to Midas—he deserves some peace in this whirlwind.

—Mimi