Hailey Bieber's Date Night Slay Leaves Justin Looking Like a Casual Disaster (No Shock Here)

In a scene that’s all too familiar, a certain Rhode founder stepped out in a stunning lace-trimmed cranberry slip dress—because of course she did—while allegedly overshadowing her husband during a dinner date in Manhattan. At 29, she knows how to turn heads—those black kitten-heeled flip-flops? Whole vibe. Meanwhile, her husband, the Canadian crooner, 32, opted for his standard slob-rity look, sporting a polka dot hoodie and wide-leg jeans. Tasteful? Sure. Impressive? Not even close.

Later, they ventured into a luxe hotel party packed with celebs (you know, the usual highbrow affair). Guests included Oscar nominee Teyana Taylor and that comedian who thinks he’s the next big thing. Teyana looked like a vibe herself in a semi-sheer black dress, pointy heels, and a ridiculously overpriced $8,300 bag that’s likely more interesting than most of us. Casual right? Meanwhile, Hailey was living her best life, rocking dark sunglasses—probably in an attempt to dodge the paparazzi storm—and her effortlessly fabulous bob.

After six years of marriage, they’re all about that happy couple life, gearing up to celebrate their son’s second birthday. Good for them, I guess.

—Kit