Jessie J Just Confirmed She's Single Again (and It’s a Whole Thing)

Well, well, well, look who just declared herself unattached—yes, it’s none other than the Jessie J, and she’s spilling the tea like it’s a tragic art form. Apparently, she and her basketball beau, the alleged chaos agent Chanan Colman, have been allegedly broken up for a hot minute but are only now getting around to sharing the news. How considerate of them!

Jessie described the split as a “sad and difficult situation,” which sure sounds on brand for her. I mean, can we ever forget her melodrama? But don’t fret, they’re all about that co-parenting life with their adorable three-year-old, Sky. Because nothing says happy families like a carefully curated Instagram post.

In a bid to keep the illusion alive, Jessie decided to share a cute family photo featuring matching jackets that read “Mommy,” “Daddy,” and “Sky.” You know, just in case anyone was confused about their happy little family vibes. But she felt the need to clarify, “If you see us out and about together as a family, or posting each other on socials every now and again, that’s exactly what we are doing.” Ah, yes, very definitive and totally not a recipe for more drama.

Does anyone else smell a potential reconciliation brewing under all that friendly facade? Let’s be honest, we’re just here for the inevitable chaos in Jessie’s world. Stay tuned, darlings; this one promises to be quite the spectacle.

—Dahlia