A-List Celebs Celebrate National Lollipop Day (Because Why Not?)
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Oh, joy. In what can only be described as a thrilling observation, a selection of famous folks are allegedly basking in the sticky glory of National Lollipop Day. Yes, it’s real, and no, I’m not excited. A certain chart-topping diva, the one who can’t stop singing those earworms, has been spotted indulging in this saccharine delight alongside an equally famous influencer who, frankly, looks too good for a candy stick. Meanwhile, another star is reportedly licking her troubles away, which sounds both distracting and underwhelming. And let’s not gloss over the attention-grabbing model flaunting a form-fitting dress while clutching a bright red lollipop. Because nothing says ‘fashion’ like a sugar-coated accessory. It’s all very... something. Happy National Lollipop Day to those who care. We’re not shocked, just mildly amused. Scroll through the gallery if you’re bored, I guess. Yawn.
—Kit