Paul Pierce Thinks Lebron Should *Totally* Go Back to Cleveland (and Shade the Celtics Too)

Who would’ve thought the NBA drama could rival a soap opera? As LeBron James continues to keep everyone in suspense about his next move—seriously, is there a royal invitation we're not aware of?—Paul Pierce has popped up with a major dose of unsolicited advice. Speaking to TMZ Sports, he boldly declared that the King should just go home to Cleveland. Okay, but what?

LeBron’s like a kid in a candy store, mulling over choices like the Philadelphia 76ers, Miami Heat, Golden State Warriors, and of course, his old love affair with the Cavaliers. Honestly, it’s like he’s got more options than some of us have shoes in our closets—allegedly.

Caught at Derek Fisher's golf tournament (because nothing says NBA legends like trying to look sophisticated with a club in hand), Paul wasted no time letting the world know where he thinks LeBron belongs. "I think his best fit is Cleveland," he quipped, without a second thought. But when the word “Boston” slipped into the conversation, darling, you could practically see the eye roll. "No, we don't want him on the Celtics," he shot back quicker than a prom date’s rejection text. Ouch.

And can we take a moment to appreciate how Paul addressed the critics? Apparently, he’s not here for the judgment of LeBron’s leisurely decision-making process. "He can do whatever he wants at this stage," he said, and you know what? Same, Paul. As if we’re sitting at the edge of our seats anxiously awaiting LeBron’s next power move. Whatever he decides will obviously be the right one—because when has he ever made a wrong choice?

And just when you thought this drama couldn’t get juicier, Paul hinted at a potential reunion tour from 2008. Can you imagine the chaos? More drama than your favorite reality show!

So, how's that for a little NBA theatrics?

—Dahlia