A Certain Wag Shines in Pink Satin at World Cup Celebration (and It's a Whole Mood)

Rumor has it a certain WAG decided to turn up the sparkle while allegedly celebrating England’s heartbreaking near-victory at the World Cup. The couple, clearly in need of a night away from the toddler trenches, was spotted at the ever-so-exclusive hotspot, Carbone. If you haven’t heard of this culinary circus, darling, you either live under a rock or prefer your pasta sans the hefty price tag. Our WAG, draped in a pink satin halterneck that screamed ‘Look at me!’, paired it with a flirty miniskirt and a black Chanel bag—so on-brand, right? Meanwhile, Ollie, bless his footballing heart, opted for a white shirt, black trousers, and trainers. A true glow-up, indeed. Let’s not forget this couple of chaos is also juggling two tiny tots at home, so this little jaunt must have felt like a vacation from parenting—how refreshing! But is there a hint of desperation in all this glamour? Maybe! After supporting Ollie Stateside, our favorite drama queen shared a heartwarming Instagram moment of him hugging their cherubic children by the pool, captioned ‘Back together.’ Cue the collective eye roll. In case you missed it, Spain snatched the trophy with a nail-biting 1-0 victory over Argentina, leaving our English heroes to gaze longingly at their bronze medal finish (thanks for that thrill, right?). And let’s not forget they’ve also made headlines as the wedding of the year featured in Vogue, solidifying their status as football’s latest power couple. But the real question remains: who will outlast—this marriage or their fleeting fame? Stay tuned, darlings!*

—Dahlia