Mrbeast Just Got Married (and We Definitely Missed the Memo)

Well, well, well, look who decided to tie the knot and leave us all in the dust. MrBeast, aka James Donaldson for those still stuck in 2019, has reportedly embarked on the wildest adventure of all: marriage. Yes, he took to Instagram to announce his nuptials, flashing wedding photos that feature him in a fabulous white blazer (rose, darling—how original) and black pants that scream, 'I’m ready for my close-up' (and not the kind that involves vlogging in a basement).

But wait, we need to discuss his newly minted wife, Thea Booysen, who now goes by Thea Donaldson. She rocked a gorgeous white gown that managed to be just sheer enough to give us a peek at her flawless figure. Is it swoon-worthy or a shade too much? You decide.

In his delightfully cringe-worthy post—because of course, it’s a two-for-one special with the couple sharing the same lovey-dovey content—MrBeast gushed about finding his 'MrsBeast ❤️❤️❤️'. How adorable, right? Perish the thought of ever being that saccharine.

The two lovebirds later disclosed that they met back in 2022 at some cliche dinner party (what are we, characters in a rom-com?). Fast forward to Christmas Day 2024 when he popped the question. Can we discuss how that engagement ring probably cost more than my last three vacations combined? And their tropical beach backdrop? Honey, nothing screams 'I’m rich, look at me!' quite like a destination wedding that doubles as a vacation for the guests.

So, yes, MrBeast is officially off the market, and honestly, I’m curious to see how long this honeymoon bliss will last before the inevitable drama hits. Stay tuned, insiders—this is bound to be a rollercoaster ride.

—Dahlia