Kimora Lee Simmons Isn’t Handing Over Custody to Tim Leissner Anytime Soon (or is She Playing 4d Chess?)

What’s cooking in the custody cauldron, darlings? Kimora Lee Simmons seems to have zero plans to hand over primary custody of her son to estranged husband Tim Leissner, and honestly, it’s about time we started questioning what’s really going on behind those courthouse doors. According to TMZ, a certain court filing might have suggested a shift in custody, but it turns out that was just one big clerical slip-up—right? Wrong.

Kimora has been rocking full custody of their 11-year-old, Wolfe, since the duo broke up back in 2020. Meanwhile, Tim is still serving time for his role in a multibillion-dollar scandal that screams drama louder than any reality show ever could. Keeping the chaos alive, Tim’s divorce petition asked for joint custody, but Kimora’s response—oops—allegedly checked the box that said, ‘Hey, let’s give Tim primary custody.’ This whole thing is messier than a toddler’s art project.

But hold up; there’s more. Kimora is also gunning to cut off any spousal support for Tim. Let’s be real, the man can't pay if he’s behind bars, right? She’s ready to argue not just for cash for herself but also to cover those mounting attorney fees.

Now, here comes the part that has me raising an eyebrow: does this all feel a bit too neat for a legal quagmire? Call me suspicious, but I can’t shake the feeling there’s a deeper game afoot. Remember when Tim allegedly faked divorce documents just to marry Kimora while still married to his first wife, Judy Chan? Oh, honey, the plot thickens like grandma’s gravy.

So, is Kimora a mastermind plotting her next move while Tim is stuck in check? Stay tuned, because this courtroom drama is just heating up, and I’m here for every juicy twist and turn.

—Rex