Is Joan Collins a Time Traveler? (The Ageless Wonder Spills Her Youth-Defying Secrets)

Can we talk about this? A certain Hollywood icon—who may or may not have stumbled upon a mystical fountain of youth—has dished out some serious diet wisdom while flaunting her ageless glow at the ripe age of 93. Yep, it’s the one and only Joan Collins, our favorite chaos agent, who allegedly credits her stunning looks to munching on just a quarter of what she supposedly devoured when she was 25. And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear her master plan to hit 100—because, obviously, who wouldn’t want more time in the spotlight?

Picture this: in her latest Instagram holiday snaps from St. Tropez (talk about living large), Joan was soaking up the sun poolside with a Bond girl—because nothing screams eternal youth like lounging with international spies. On her quest to defy age, she claims it’s not about those pesky injectables or plastic surgery, insisting she’s only had Botox once (and she hated it, obviously).

Joan spilled the tea on her wellness routine which reportedly involves less eating instead of the dreaded dieting. 'You need half the food at 50 as you ate at 25. Half as much again at 75,' she declared, casually dropping life hacks like it's no biggie. She’s got that whole 'boiled eggs and broccoli for three days' plan down pat for when she feels the need to squeeze into something snazzy.

Imagine this diva strutting around, reminding us to never leave the house without our makeup, like that’s not the foundation of a totally relatable lifestyle. With each passing year, Joan is here to remind us that womanhood means embracing fabulousness while sprinkling in a touch of alleged self-discipline. It seems she really loves living her truth—because living to see 100 means more time for fabulous selfies and ditching the tap water for good! Can we all agree: you do you, Joan!

But let’s be real—are we sure we aren’t witnessing a masterclass in time travel? You do you, Joan!

—Rex