Katie Holmes Goes Shopping in Suri's Closet for Date Night with *Much* Younger Man (Yikes!)
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Here’s a thought: when did our favorite chaos agent, Katie Holmes, decide to start raiding her daughter’s closet? At 47, she has just stepped out looking more like the younger sister of Suri Cruise while on a date with her allegedly youthful beau. Yes, the icon was spotted cozying up to fresh-faced artist Jason Bard Yarmosky, but honestly, it’s hard to keep track of who's the mother here. Is it just me, or does her outfit scream Suri’s leftovers?
The evening unfolded at the SoHo Sessions concert series in NYC, where they were reportedly holding hands and stealing kisses like lovesick teenagers—seriously, how original. Sources say Yarmosky, born in 1987, is a whole decade her junior, and shockingly, that hasn’t deterred them from turning up the heat.
They were completely wrapped up in the moment during Sienna Spiro’s performance, and one can only imagine the cringe-worthy chemistry sizzling under those concert lights (eye rolls all around). I’m sure Suri is thrilled to have a new father figure that looks like he could be swiping her lunch money instead.
Apparently, these two met just last month at a Tribeca Festival dinner, and here we are, watching them transform NYC into their little love bubble. But let’s not forget that Jason’s deep artistic themes about aging and memory might hit a little too close to home for our girl Katie. We see you, but do we want to?
A rep for Katie has been contacted, but don’t hold your breath for any comments to drop. Until then, let’s keep our eyes peeled for more alleged style thefts and awkward coupling antics from this one. Stay tuned!
—Dahlia