Cheryl’s Son Just Got Hitched (and the Photos Are *Unforgettable*)

Well, darlings, brace yourselves, because the former EastEnders queen has dropped a bombshell: her son, the not-so-newlywed Alex, just tied the knot with his partner Andrew in a ceremony that had more pomp than an overstuffed sofa. Yes, you heard that right—this grand affair went down at St George’s Hall in Liverpool, and if you’re thinking, ‘That Liverpool?’ you’re correct. Hold onto your hearts!

Now, let’s talk about Alex’s wedding ensemble. At 27, he looked like he raided his grandmother’s attic with a cream shirt and matching trousers that screamed ‘help me, I’m lost in a rural postcard’. And bless Andrew, who decided that a dark green blazer was the way to go—because why not add a splash of color to a beige buffet of pastels? A little pastel confetti raining down never hurt anyone, or at least that’s what they thought.

Mommy dearest was in attendance, sporting a floral concoction that said ‘spring picnic’ with a side of ‘is this the races?’ thanks to her white fascinator. One must question how one can bring the drama from the soap world to a wedding, but somehow, she managed to pull off a moment of warmth. Who knew that all those years of scandal and soap drama would lead to this?

But let’s not forget that it wasn’t all fairy tales and fond memories. Cheryl previously hinted that Alex’s coming out at 16 didn’t exactly win him any awards for family favorites. But hey, look what we have now—a wedding, two fabulous sons, and a fresh start. All’s well that ends well, wouldn’t you say?

—Dahlia