James Kennedy's Italian Proposal is Basically an Instagram Ad (Yawn)
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Well, shocker of the century: the chaos agent from that one reality show, James Kennedy, is reportedly engaged to his girlfriend, Jordan Meyers. How romantic. He popped the question at Villa d'Este on Lake Como, which is so picturesque it practically screams 'look at me'. Only fitting for a guy who thrives on drama, right? James took to his platform to announce the big news, keeping it as simple as a middle school love note: 'We're engaged!! I love you, adventures with you forever and ever. Thank you for making me the luckiest guy in the world.' Gag me with a spoon. Because nothing says lucky like a proposal in front of a lake. Oh, and here’s the kicker — this engagement comes just after whispers that these two might be expecting their first child. Just a few months after his last public fling fizzled out. Good for him, I guess. At least it’s a new twist in the same old reality TV saga. Can't wait for the wedding specials. Yawn.
—Kit