Ellie Watkins Lands in Atlanta (Who Cares?)
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Well, well, well, look who decided to grace Atlanta with her presence—a certain influencer married to an England footballer. Ellie, the self-proclaimed queen of Instagram, posted a not-so-humble announcement about her trip, complete with a denim two-piece that screams ‘I spent £415 on shorts and a top because I can.’ Thrilling, truly.
The Three Lions are preparing for their knockout match against Mexico, which is probably going to be more riveting than Ellie’s fashion choices. Meanwhile, Ashlyn Castro, Jude Bellingham's partner, jumped on the WAG express wearing a crop top and denim shorts that scream ‘totally inappropriate for the occasion,’ but hey, at least she paired them with Manolo Blahniks and a vintage Celine bag. Nothing says “supportive partner” like overspending while your guy is out there kicking a ball around.
And let’s not forget Olivia, John Stones's wife, who decided to enjoy the NYC nightlife instead of hanging out with her squad in Atlanta. She was spotted in a black crop top and shorts, because why not dress like you’re hitting the club when your partner’s fighting for their World Cup dreams?
So, WAGs in Atlanta. What a shocker. It’s almost as predictable as the sky being blue. Yawn.
—Kit