Is Trump Playing Doctor Again? (Spoiler: Not Quite)

Well, well, well, look who’s back trying to doctor our beloved celebs! The alleged chaos agent that is a certain former president has donned his medical scrubs once more—because why not? He’s shared an A.I. video on his favorite social media playground, you know, the one where facts go to die. In this whimsical clip, he’s reportedly treating A-listers for a condition he’s dubbed 'Trump Derangement Syndrome'—because obviously, that’s a real thing now.

In this little digital spectacle, we see Dr. Trump laying out his treatment plan for a star-studded lineup including the likes of Rosie O'Donnell, John Leguizamo, Whoopi Goldberg, Edward Norton, Robert De Niro, and Julia Roberts—just to name a few. Each of them allegedly sings the same old refrain about how they never thought they’d see the day they’d be 'cured.' It’s almost like a support group for celebs dealing with those pesky hot takes, don’t you think?

At the end of this uniquely crafted video, Dr. Trump dispenses his 'medical advice'—turn off the 'fake news', pray, and if you’re feeling anxious, pound a Diet Coke. Because nothing says 'mental health' quite like fizzy drinks and denial, right?

This isn’t the first time he’s pretended to play doctor. Remember when he posted that photo looking like he was auditioning for a heavenly role in a medical drama? People were clutching their pearls, claiming it was blasphemous, but he insisted he was just trying to help. This time, though, we can all agree—there's no chance this will erase any celeb's feelings about the 45/47th president. Who knew celebrity treatment could get this absurd?

Let’s just hope these stars find the right support—ahem, just not from this one.

—Mimi