Abbey Clancy Goes Topless in New Photoshoot (and Yep, There Are Pancakes)
Photo by Walterlan Mendanha from London , England via Wikimedia Commons (CC BY-SA 2.0). Resized.
Well, here we are. Abbey Clancy, a model who clearly has a PhD in nonchalance, just decided to grace Instagram with a topless photoshoot. Because, you know, that’s what we were all waiting for. This 40-year-old goddess somehow looks like she just graduated high school while lounging on a pink bed—very Marie Antoinette meets brunch chic. And if you thought it was just about showing skin, think again; there’s also a side of pancakes and coffee, because breakfast is apparently the best time to flaunt your assets.
But wait, there's more. Just last month, during a podcast chat with her ex-footballer husband, she made sure to clarify she’s ‘not a prude.’ Because obviously, that’s a thing everyone needs to confirm. They dove into their wildest fantasies, as if anyone riding the tube wants to hear about that before 9 AM. Monsters and minotaurs were on the table, because, sure, why not? Abbey prefers princes on horses, which is, uh, a mood.
So here we are: Abbey Clancy, topless, with pancakes on the side, and serving a heaping dose of fantasy. Good for her, I guess.
—Kit