Lauren Goodger's Curve-Defying Minidress (Because Who Needs Clothes?)

Well, look who’s back in a plunging white minidress — it’s a certain reality star, let’s call her Lauren, because that’s exactly who it is. Filming scenes for her reality show on a Wednesday, because what else do you do midweek besides strut around like you’re at the Met Gala? At 39, she’s still serving those daring vibes, flaunting her curves and opting for the braless look, which I guess is a choice?

She decided to accessorize with sunglasses — essential for distracting us from her life choices — and paired it with gold strappy heels, as if we didn’t get the memo that she’s here to put on a show. Of course, her social media post was laced with inspirational mumbo jumbo about confidence (“Still growing, just a little more confident” — despite the fact that growth is relative). Fans flooded the comments with declarations like “Stunning” and “Beautiful,” but we all know it’s just about boosting their own engagement.

And let’s not overlook her little confessional about body image struggles, all while casually mentioning her Brazilian bum lift — which she previously denied, because why not? Apparently, she had some work done back in 2017, but who’s keeping score? The transition from a 34D to a 34E in 2013 wasn’t dramatic enough, and now she’s claiming weight fluctuations due to personal trauma like it’s a new accessory.

But hey, good for her. Keep serving those looks while we sip our iced coffees over here.

—Kit