Zoe Saldaña and Hayley Atwell Dazzle at Lancôme Event (Because of Course)

Zoe Saldaña, the Guardians of the Galaxy star, graced a Lancôme event in London, rocking a black midi dress that was supposed to scream glamour—whatever that means. She wasn’t alone; she was joined by Hayley Atwell, another name you recognize but might not care about, for a lunch dedicated to beauty, aging, and sipping overpriced green juice. Sounds riveting, right?

Also making an appearance were Bridgerton’s Nicola Coughlan, Marisa Abela, and Haley Bennett. Because, clearly, a fancy luncheon needs an entourage of familiar faces to make the rest of us feel even less impressive.

Zoe, now the face of Lancôme's new Longevity MD line, is apparently targeting the 35 to 55 age group. Why that specific range, you ask? Who knows. She claims it’s perfect timing (whatever that means). Rumor has it Lancôme actually listened to her ideas. How touching.

And let’s not overlook Demi Moore, who also showed up to promote the Reset cream. Known for her alleged agelessness, Demi shared how her upcoming role as a washed-up actress gave her deep insights into beauty. But does that wisdom really translate when you have the cash to buy miracle creams and personal chefs? Not so sure.

All in all, just another day in the beauty biz, where age is merely a number—unless you're trying to sell something, of course.