Noel Gallagher's New Film is a Total Avoidance of His Divorce Drama (as If We Expected Anything Less)

Is anyone really surprised that a certain Oasis star—yes, the one sporting that questionable haircut—is serving up a documentary with his other half (the one who can’t resist a good spectacle)? Apparently, they've been churning out hours of interviews about their blessed reunion last year. But here’s the kicker: they’re steering clear of everything related to Noel’s split from a certain Sara, which, let’s be honest, was quite the pivotal chapter in this whole brotherly reconciliation saga. Insiders claim there’s a charming little 'non-disparagement agreement' tucked away in their 2024 divorce papers, because of course, they couldn’t just wrap things up without a few signatures to seal the deal.

Rumor has it the split was messier than a toddler with spaghetti, leaving Noel to cough up a cool £20 million along with their ostentatious £8 million country home. Because nothing says ‘I’m fine’ quite like buying back your happiness with real estate, right? Meanwhile, the sibling rivalry between him and Liam has been subtler than a sledgehammer. Remember when Liam had the audacity to call his brother's now-ex-wife the wicked witch behind their family feud? Delightful family dynamics, wouldn’t you say?

And let's not forget the ever-so-classy Sara, who, when asked if she’d consider watching Liam strut his stuff onstage, all but scorched the earth saying she’d ‘swerve’ his little festival act. Truly refined! Naturally, Liam decided to respond by threatening her through her daughter—because what’s family drama without a dash of intimidation?

But don’t get too comfortable, because while they’re tiptoeing around family matters in this documentary, we can bet there’s a bubbling cauldron of unspoken tension just waiting to spill over. Grab your martini, darling, this one is about to get very spicy!