Matty Healy Hits the Town While Taylor Swift Ties the Knot (and Who Even Cares?)

You won’t believe this juicy twist: as our chaotic queen Taylor Swift walks down the aisle with her latest beau, a certain Matty Healy is out here living his best life with his fiancée, Gabbriette (who, let’s be real, is not Taylor). Can you even with the timing? While Taylor is busy saying 'I do' in New York, Matty is gallivanting around downtown LA, indulging in lunch and shopping — blissfully unfazed by the wedding drama (or possibly keeping a side-eye on things).

It’s almost as if he planned this little escapade to show her what she’s missing, darling — or perhaps it’s just a coincidence (but we both know it’s not). Remember their whirlwind romance back in spring 2023? She ditched her long-term London boy, and Matty swooped in like a moth to a flame. Fast forward to now: Travis swoops in post-Matty, and we end up with wedding bells while he’s munching on a turkey club.

And let’s not forget about Gabbriette. She had her bachelorette party happening concurrently with Taylor’s rumored bash last month — is this some kind of secret competition? It’s unclear if the photos show Matty checking his phone for wedding updates, but honestly, who could blame him? A little drama never hurt anyone (and it’s not like he’s unfamiliar with it).

Here’s to Matty: living his life like it's a Taylor Swift breakup anthem while our girl exchanges vows — I mean, you can’t write this stuff.

—Dahlia