Bunnie Xo's Post-Divorce College Plans Are Giving US Major Mood (and Eye Rolls)
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Well, well, well, look who’s decided to hit the books after a certain messy split from a certain country crooner! Yes, it’s our fave drama queen, Bunnie XO, who’s just announced her acceptance into Arizona State University (that’s right, ASU, darling!). Talk about a post-breakup glow-up! Apparently, she’s flirting with the title of Dr. XO (or is it just a cute Instagram tease?), but let’s not hold our breath on what she’ll actually be majoring in.
Now, it appears our girl is still sans college degree—shocking, I know—but she’s not above throwing shade at her estranged husband’s daughter, who’s actually headed to college this fall. And let’s not forget that this chaotic duo only just filed for divorce in May after nearly a decade of marital blah. It was apparently a mutual decision—because who wouldn’t get tired of looking at the same face day in and day out?
But wait, the messiness doesn’t end there! They’re still planning on welcoming a baby via surrogate, because why not add another layer of drama to an already tangled web? Since the split made headlines, Bunnie hasn’t been shy about sharing her feelings. Just listen to her on the “Dumb Blonde” podcast, where she referred to her marriage as a '10-year prison sentence'—I mean, yikes! Talk about slinging shade.
And let’s be real, she’s got a flood of suitors sliding into her DMs, but Bunnie’s not in a rush to play house. Her next commitment? A textbook, if you can believe it. Here’s to fresh starts and whatever syllabus drama is waiting around the corner, honey!
—Dahlia