Stars, Stripes, and Bikinis — Guess Which A-Lister is Showing Off Their Independence Day Abs? (Spoiler: Not Much Shock Value)
·by Kit Kallous
Photo by Mathias Krumbholz via Wikimedia Commons — CC BY-SA 3.0. Resized.
It's that time of year again when celebs toss on their red, white, and blue bikinis and hit the sand like they’re doing something groundbreaking. Yawn. Apparently, Tini Stoessel, Kylie Jenner, and a certain Ilona are strutting their stuff like it’s 1776. Not that we asked them to. If you're feeling adventurous, there's a gallery of these alleged beach goddesses waiting for you. Click through if you want to engage in the riveting game of 'guess who.' Happy 4th of July, or whatever. Hope your day is wilder than this parade of swimwear. 🤷♂️
—Kit