Victoria Beckham Expands Her Empire with Homeware (Because Why Not?)
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A certain former Spice Girl, now 52, is apparently gearing up to launch a luxury homeware line—as if we were all just sitting here waiting for that. Her fashion and beauty empire is reportedly hovering around a cool $100 million, which is just the tip of the iceberg (or the overpriced salad bowl, depending on your tastes).
Rumour has it she's trademarked a smorgasbord of items we didn’t even know we needed: silverware, bowls, and decorative vases for your not-so-quirky personality. But wait, there’s more! Cake domes, vegetable slicers, and even furniture (because who doesn’t need a designer chair to contemplate their life choices?).
According to sources (a.k.a. The Sun), she’s plotting a full-on home takeover. Meanwhile, she’s allegedly considering selling her fashion business after two decades of crafting a serious designer image. Last we checked, she was in the red, with debts hitting £53.9 million in 2022, but profits are finally climbing thanks to her latest sell-out collection.
Suffice it to say, we’re not exactly on the edge of our seats for those vegetable slicers. But hey, good for her? Here’s hoping she sticks to her guns about never returning to her singing career. I mean, she has a son for that, right?
—Kit