Joe Jonas and His New Flame Turn Up the Heat in Italy (Thirst Trap Alert)

What’s this? A certain alleged chaos agent, known as Joe Jonas, is living his best life in Italy with a model named Tatiana Gabriela, and darling, the thirst is real. The pair was spotted in Portofino, soaking up the sun and serving enough heat to warrant a fire extinguisher. Joe stripped down to flaunt his buff physique—thank you, next—while Tatiana rocked a red bikini so minimal it could practically be classified as a postage stamp.

They were practically stuck together, sipping cocktails and whispering sweet nothings, making it painfully clear that they’re deep in the honeymoon phase. At one point, Tatiana took on the role of amateur hairstylist, running her fingers through Joe's damp locks. Seriously, who knew we needed that visual in our lives? Meanwhile, the shirtless JoBro was flaunting his tattoos like they were designer accessories—honey, just call him the new face of Body Vogue.

This sultry getaway comes right on the heels of Joe’s split from a certain someone named Sophie Turner—who we still can’t wrap our heads around being out of the JoBro lineup. But it looks like Joe is allegedly ready to ignite a summer romance that has us all wondering if we should start taking notes on how to do vacation right. We’ll be watching this sizzling spectacle closely; after all, who could resist a front-row seat to this drama?

—Dahlia