Thylane Blondeau Just Got Married and Now We All Feel Like Dinosaurs (Seriously)

Well, well, well, the former child model who snagged the title of “Most Beautiful Girl in the World” has officially exited the singles scene. Yes, darlings, Thylane Blondeau just traded her single status for a shiny new wedding band. Are we seriously old yet? The last I checked, she was five years old, effortlessly stealing the spotlight while the rest of us were still figuring out how to tie our shoes. Allegedly pulling up to her Paris wedding in a silver Porsche 356 Speedster, Thylane looked like she just stepped out of a fairytale—one with a ridiculously overpriced white dress that likely costs more than my entire rent for a year. Talk about a dramatic entrance! Her new husband, a French actor known as Ben Attal (who’s not hard on the eyes, I must say), played the role of the chauffeur in a chic dark navy suit, proving once again that life is unfairly glamorous for some. The couple graced the world with smiles bright enough to light up the Paris skyline, and they kept the affair oh-so-intimate, surrounded by a handful of close friends and family. Just three months after their engagement in Greece—because Paris is so last season, right?—these lovebirds decided to solidify their vows in the city of romance. Here’s to forever, or whatever that means in their celebrity bubble. May your love story be as legendary as your titles, Thylane and Ben! Cheers, I suppose. —Dahlia