Connor Tomlinson Just HARD-LAUNCHED His New Girlfriend (but We’re Side-Eyeing the Last One)

Is love in the air, or are we just smelling something suspicious? A certain reality star from that heartwarming little gem we call Love on the Spectrum has decided to go Instagram official with his new flame, and let’s just say, it’s a spectacle worthy of, well, a reality show. Connor Tomlinson, clearly not making a triumphant return to the show, unveiled his latest romantic interest, a certain Sarah.

In a move that screams desperation for validation, Connor posted a painfully cute video of her kissing him on the cheek while she flashed a smile that apparently could light up a dimly lit bar. How original—nothing says romance like a staged social media moment.

With all the sincerity of a reality TV confessional, Connor captioned the post: “Sarah and I are just boyfriend & girlfriend and for now that's good enough for us.” How thoughtful of him to remind us that this is what we should be celebrating. Let’s not forget his last relationship, which was a swirling tornado of drama and cringe-worthy moments—remember that baffling saga with Georgie Harris?

One can only hope that this new fling is less about the soap opera antics and more about actual love, though who are we kidding? It’s reality TV folks, and the odds of a fairytale ending are about as likely as Connor returning to the show. Let’s raise a glass and wish him luck—he’s certainly going to need it. Ciao for now, Connor. Here’s to hoping this chapter is more about romance and less about unintentional comedy.

—Dahlia