Kim Kardashian's Stylist Allegedly Bails (and Wow, That Explains a Lot)

What a surprise! Kim Kardashian, the queen of questionable fashion choices, is apparently feeling the heat after her stylist allegedly quit. I mean, who could have seen that coming? It’s like waiting for a Kardashian to wade into some drama — it’s basically a given.

Sources say the breakup was messy, and honestly, that explains a lot about her latest looks. Remember that ensemble that looked like it was stolen from a rejected 90s music video? Yeah, now it all adds up.

Without a stylist to rein in those creative impulses, who knows what we’ll see next? Maybe she’ll start dressing herself with a blindfold on. At this point, anything is possible.

Good luck, Kim. Hope you have a mirror handy.

—Kit