Lorenzo Lamas is Speeding Toward Divorce (and Straight to Heather Locklear?)

There’s a certain someone who’s apparently ready to kick his current wife to the curb faster than you can say divorce court. Yep, it’s none other than Lorenzo Lamas, who’s reportedly itching to finalize things with his estranged wife, Kenna Nicole Lamas. Allegedly, he’s got his eyes set on a new happily ever after with the one and only Heather Locklear—cue the dramatic music—but first, he’s got a little housekeeping to do. Insiders claim he’s pushing to move forward by default because, wait for it, Kenna hasn’t even bothered to respond (yikes!).

In recent legal documents that our favorite gossip sleuths at TMZ unearthed, Lorenzo is all about wrapping up this messy split, declaring that there’s nothing to divvy up between them—no assets, no debts, and he’s even trying to cut spousal support for both sides. Can you say moving on? This screams ‘I’m ready to jump back into the dating pool’ in the messiest way possible.

Let’s rewind a bit: Lorenzo filed for divorce last July after a tumultuous two-year marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. And as if that isn’t spicy enough, this marks his sixth marriage—because why not collect them all? But here’s the kicker: the timing couldn’t be more perfect. Our beloved chaos agent has recently gone public with his rekindled romance with Heather, who’s previously said their relationship was long overdue.

If a judge gives the green light on this whole default thing, you can bet Lorenzo will be gallivanting with Heather, free from any ex-wifely entanglements. Isn’t love just so complicated? Who needs soap operas when you’ve got real-life messiness unfolding right before your eyes?

—Rex