Taron Egerton Shaves Head and Gets Ripped (to Forget His Dating Disaster)
Photo by Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, United States of America via Wikimedia Commons — CC BY-SA 2.0. Resized.
Well, look who’s making headlines for all the right—or wrong—reasons. Taron Egerton, the guy from that Rocketman flick, has apparently decided that a fresh start means shaving his head and hitting the gym harder than ever. Bold move, right? Yawn.
In an exclusive sighting that’s got the gossip vultures circling, Taron was spotted strutting his stuff in Notting Hill, showing off veiny arm muscles that practically scream, “Look at me!” while simultaneously indulging in a pedicure. Self-care, I guess? Fabulous, or whatever.
Now, about that Brooks Nader situation—if you blinked, you might’ve missed it. They went on a couple of casual dates, but when she was asked about their alleged romance, she dismissed it like an expired coupon. Apparently, they were just “having fun.” Rude. I can’t tell if Taron’s new look is his way of saying he’s totally over it, or if he just wants to bulk up for those upcoming roles in “Apex” and “She Rides Shotgun.” Who knows?
Maybe Brooks will suddenly find this brand new Taron irresistible. Or maybe she’ll keep scrolling. Either way, we’ll be here, sipping our iced coffee and watching from the sidelines, entirely unbothered as usual.
—Kit