Is Maura Higgins Just a Disney Villain in a Haute Couture Costume? (Asking for a Friend)

Well, look who rolled up to Paris Fashion Week dressed as a certain villain on a revenge mission — it’s everyone’s favorite chaos agent, Maura Higgins. She strutted in a dramatic hooded gown that practically screams, ‘I’m here to steal your spotlight’, not exactly ‘let’s toast with champagne’. To really hammer home that fairy tale villain vibe, she accessorized with long white pointed earrings and a bouquet of bright white lilies. Because, of course, who doesn’t need a floral sidekick in their quest for chaos?

And those nail extensions? Almost as over-the-top as her slicked-back hairdo, which definitely gives off a vibe of ‘I haven’t had a good hair day since 2015.’ But hey, maybe that’s the new trend? On her luxurious girl trip agenda? Adding to her Hermès handbag collection, naturally. Nothing says I’m having a blast like flashing a £32,000 tan Birkin bag — her 'new baby', as she affectionately dubbed it. Because why wouldn’t a villain have a signature accessory?

Oh, and let’s not forget about the light brown wig, which suggests she can do cheeky just as well as dramatic. And in a delightful twist of normality, she even had a bathroom twerk session with the girls, joking that it was a challenge with an Ikea flatpack as a backside. Seriously, who needs to play by the rules anymore? Between the twerking and the high fashion, Maura’s just proving that normalcy is so last season.

Good for her, I guess.

—Kit