Nicola Peltz *Definitely* Steals the 4th of July Thunder (and Why Not?)
Photo by Red Carpet Report on Mingle Media TV from Culver City, USA via Wikimedia Commons — CC BY-SA 2.0. Resized.
Well, well, well. What do we have here? Apparently, Nicola Peltz decided that her in-laws’ 27th wedding anniversary wasn’t enough of a reason to keep it low-key. Nope, this one opted to allegedly flaunt her abs at a 4th of July bash over the weekend. Talk about commitment to the spotlight.
Dressed in a nearly-nonexistent white bra bedecked with shiny silver gems and some denim shorts that could easily double as a belt, she cozied up to Brooklyn Beckham, who was rocking a cowboy hat and an American T-shirt as if he was auditioning for a country music video. They posed like the main event amidst a sea of USA-themed inflatables and giant cupcakes because, apparently, holiday calories don’t count when you’re trying to steal a moment.
Oh, and let’s not forget Brooklyn’s hot sauce, Cloud 23, making a guest appearance on the spread. How charming. Because nothing screams 4th of July more than branding your own condiment while your mother is posting cute anniversary pics with your dad. The whole family drama is just simmering away in the background, of course, while Nicola and Brooklyn bask in their DIY Fourth of July chaos.
Good luck to them managing that level of family tension.
Classic.
—Kit