Curtis Sliwa’s Hilarious Rant About Taylor Swift’s Wedding is Everything We Didn’t Know We Needed (Seriously)
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Grab your snacks because this one is a riot! Former NYC mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa is going full-on unhinged over a certain superstar’s recent nuptials to her football beau, and honestly, it’s chef’s kiss content. This guy is STILL blasting their lavish wedding, claiming New York has turned into a playground for 'trendoids, jet-setters, and freakazoids.' Like, wow, Curtis, tell us how you really feel!
Apparently, when Jacob caught up with him in the Big Apple, Sliwa unleashed a tirade that just kept getting more outrageous by the second. First off, he questions why they would even choose New York for their big day—uh, duh, Curtis, it’s NEW YORK! But to him, it’s just a disaster waiting to happen. The rant dives into everything: the guest list, the buffet—you name it, he's slamming it. And honestly, it just gets better (or worse) as he goes on, claiming that the real New Yorkers are the ones left to pick up the pieces while the rich just cash in.
And when it comes to the groom? Sliwa seems to think it’s definitely not the Chiefs star pulling the strings in this relationship, which is just juicy tea if you ask me. But wait—there's more! He took some spicy shots at his former rival, the current mayor, who allegedly handed him a loss back in 2025. And let me tell you, he’s not holding back his thoughts on how that one’s handling the job either. You’ll want to catch the full clip for his unfiltered reviews because trust me, this is a wannabe mayor you won’t forget!
Sliwa spills the T and we are here for it!
—Scout