Michael Rubin Wasn’t Invited to Taylor Swift’s Wedding (and We’re Not Surprised)
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Oh, the drama! Michael Rubin, the big cheese over at Fanatics, just revealed he wasn’t on the guest list for the wedding of the century—Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s nuptials. I mean, really, who wouldn’t want to witness that circus? He spilled this little gem to TMZ Sports while simultaneously trying to flex his own star-studded Fourth of July party. Sweetie, he had the likes of Mike Tyson, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Travis Scott partying it up at his annual WHITE PARTY. But honestly, who cares about that when you could be watching the chaos unfold at Tay and Trav’s wedding?
Rumor has it, he even pulled his little shindig forward so his high-profile guests wouldn’t have to choose between the two events. How considerate! But surprise, surprise, he only did that because he thought some UFC event was going to crash the July 4th festivities. Such a planner, right? When it came to the wedding invite, though, it seems he totally missed the cut.
Not to fret, darling, he claims he’s just thrilled for the happy couple and apparently has nothing but love for them. Aww, how touching. Perhaps Tay and Trav figured he’d be too busy cleaning up after his own soirée. And in a twist that no one needed, he even brought up LeBron James joining the Philadelphia 76ers. Excuse me while I roll my eyes into next week.
Michael, sweetie, we see you trying to insert yourself into this wedding drama, but let’s be real—get in line behind the actual stars, babe.