Rolly Romero's Year-Long Sex Ban (Seriously, Who Does This?)
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Can we just take a moment to process this? Rolly Romero, our favorite boxing troublemaker, allegedly swore off sex for over a year in a move that’s equal parts tragic and baffling. Yes, you heard it right—this dude hasn't had any action since June 4, 2025. He declared to TMZ at a recent event in LA, "My body reserved for my wife, that the Lord Jesus will deliver to me." Sounds like a sincere vow of celibacy or maybe just an elaborate ploy for attention? Who can say?
Meanwhile, this guy is gearing up for a monumental fight against Teofimo Lopez on August 22 in Vegas. It’s a classic battle of wills: one fighter embracing abstinence and the other, reportedly, living his best life right up until the last two weeks of training. I mean, can we picture it? One in heavenly restraint, and the other just trying to squeeze in a bit of fun before the big showdown. Whatever it takes to snag that shiny new belt, but we’re not holding our breath for a thrilling performance if Rolly's vow is anything to go by. Buckle up, folks, because this fight promises to be a spectacle. Let's just hope it’s not as dry as his latest commitment.
—Dahlia