A Certain TV Personality is Renting an Oxygen Chamber for Liposuction Recovery (Because That’s Normal)

A certain TV personality has decided that healing from liposuction just isn’t enough. Nope, she’s renting an oxygen chamber to really amp up the recovery vibes. Allegedly, she’s shelling out £500 a month for this magical box of air, thinking it’ll somehow fix her supposed lipoedema situation. Because nothing says ‘healing’ like a luxury air experience, right?

This beauty has been busy with £7,000 worth of liposuction on her arms and calves over the past year. Dedication is key, I guess. She even had 45% of her arm removed—how’s that for commitment? A brachioplasty sounds chic when you say it like that.

In her latest revelation, she casually mentioned that lipoedema makes your legs swell like balloons, which sounds just lovely. Compression pants must be a fashion statement at this point. And if she hadn’t taken action now, things might have allegedly escalated.

She’s now flaunting her fresh scars, but they’re conveniently invisible in her latest post. Progress? Sure. Good for her, I guess.

—Kit