Metallic Bikinis Are Back (as If We Needed More Distractions)
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Apparently, metallic bikinis are the it thing this summer (like we needed another reason to avoid reality). What’s the point of a beach trip if you can’t blind innocent bystanders, right? Shiny swimsuits are everywhere, with our favorite chaos agents like Beyoncé, the ever-reliable Rita Ora, and the queen of glam herself, Kylie, parading around in these reflective fashion statements. Sunlight? More like fashion spotlight. It's all about turning heads, I guess. And they’re not alone. A whole gallery of A-listers is dazzling in metallics, begging the question: should we join the sparkly madness or just throw in the towel (metaphorically, of course)? Check it out if you’re feeling brave; I’m just here sipping my iced coffee and rolling my eyes at the spectacle.
—Kit