Simon Pegg Celebrates His Ripped Physique After 16 Years Sober (and We’re Here for It)

Well, well, well, look who’s back in the spotlight — our beloved Hot Fuzz star, who is 56 and looking incredible just spilled the tea on his journey to fitness. Apparently, he thinks he’d still be chugging booze if he hadn’t hit it big, but bless his heart, he decided to tackle his demons head-on after checking into the Priory in 2010. Can you envision the chaos of his Hollywood nights? YIKES.

Simon is now tossing in 10km runs and strength workouts into his day like it’s a casual stroll in the park, claiming that shedding alcohol has gifted him a new lease on life. Seriously, who knew self-care could feel this good? Remember when he was the floppy guy in Run Fatboy Run? Back then, he was all about the struggle and motivation woes. Fast forward to now, and he’s aiming to outlive those salad-munching grandpas from his youth who seemed ancient at 56.

Simon’s heartwarming ambition is to enjoy life long enough to savor every moment. It’s a fascinating twist that fame may have exacerbated his issues, but such is the nature of the beast, isn’t it? We’re all for his glow-up, and while we send him all the positive vibes, I hope he’s still on that therapy train too. Just remember, it’s all giving complicated — but aren’t we all a little complicated?

—Mimi