Are Trump and His Former Fixer Cozying Up Again? (Therapy Needed, Seriously)

Oh honey, pour yourself a cup of chamomile tea because this situation is about to get even more complicated! Apparently, our favorite chaos agent, Donald Trump, is trying to patch things up with a certain former fixer who knows where the bodies are buried. I mean, can you believe it? These two supposedly had a little heart-to-heart at a posh golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey, and insiders claim it was a significant convo. But just what was said? Well, the icon in question is keeping those details close to the vest. What we do know is that after their icy history (thanks to Cohen spilling all the beans during that wild 2024 trial), they’re now looking at a possible reconciliation. Cohen was quoted saying, “We are reconciling. We are putting the past aside and moving forward,” which honestly feels as clear as mud, bless his heart. It’s like saying you want to go on a diet and then hosting a cupcake party—just a total mess. Let's not forget the latest twist: Cohen has recently claimed he was pressured to testify against Trump in the first place. I can’t help but think everyone involved could benefit from a good therapist to navigate this messy web of dysfunction. And guess what? Cohen just kicked off a radio show for a certain network that's famously Trump-friendly. Will he be chatting one-on-one with the former prez next? Only time—and possibly therapy—will tell! Stay tuned, lovelies!