Kate Kane and Megan Pickford Are Ready to Turn Atlanta Into a Wag Wonderland (Yawn)

Well, well, well, England’s WAGs are at it again, darling! After their three lions roared past Norway (like, do we even care?), Kate Kane and Megan Pickford are doing what they do best: preparing to jet off to Atlanta for the semi-finals and it’s truly a spectacle. Both ladies took to Instagram to remind us all of their husbands' latest triumphs like we needed any more reasons to roll our eyes.

Kate, who is apparently married to the captain — Harry, in case you're still living under a rock — is sporting a red top plastered with his name and number nine. Sweetheart, we get it, you're on Team Hubby. She captioned her pic with “Semi-finals here we come,” as though we were on the edge of our seats waiting for news. Yawn. Meanwhile, Megan, wife of Jordan Henderson, deemed it essential to wear a bold red and white Chanel minidress — because, of course, when you’re a WAG, why not show up dressed like you own the runway?

Rumor has it their three tiny tots were busy stealing the show in adorably absurd football kits, which is cute and all, but let’s be honest — it’s really about their daddies’ glory. As they cheered “Daddy, daddy!” like they were auditioning for a reality show, Megan waxed poetic about the “special feeling” of this World Cup. But really, darling, when you’re under that much pressure, who wouldn’t feel a little special?

This World Cup saga gets even juicier when you consider they’re about to face off against Messi's world champions in the big game. Can’t wait for the drama and the inevitable meltdowns! Buckle up, it’s bound to be a wild ride in Atlanta! Lo and behold the WAGs have arrived — SCANDAL!

—Dahlia